Girl. Trust me. All men think they are legendary. It's how they're made, it's like when you go to a wet t-shirt contest. You know there will be boobs, water and shirts. Everybody thinks theirs are special, but honestly it all comes to water, shirts and jigglypoufs. Just part of the show, man.

Yeah, so about that. Uh....not interested in sharing your man, Especially if he is the sideburned pissypants who hasn't figured out AirPods.. Seriously tell him he can watch. Betcha he'll be down here so fast, you'll think he has jet boots or some shit.

Nah, I bought a vibrator off of Craigslist once, never could get the smell of bacon off it, ever since then I stick with new out of the box. It's just how I roll.