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[arsenicandoldlace]

[Molly]

Do you think our upstairs neighbors are domestic violencing each other? I'm pretty sure they are. Should we call someone?

Um....... Old Lace is being really weird.

[Pepper]

Mrs. Stark, if I theoretically was concern that there might be domestic violence going on in the building who would I hypothetically call?

Kate

Um. I need to start practicing for girl fight club. I think I'm going to die.

Comments

Pepper/Gert

[weregoingtobeokay]

You can call me. What's going on?

Gert/Molly

[mija_matona]

I don't think that's it... remember how you and Chase just looooved your bed

(it was super awkward how much you talked about it btw)

Times that by actual badass superheroes.... Just imagine what goes on in that spaceship when Groot is here.

Weird how?

Pepper/Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

Um.... our upstairs neighbors are um..... loud. I think someone could have been hurt. There was a LOT of crashing.

Gert/Molly

[arsenicandoldlace]

Molly, we weren't that bad, were we? I mean....

I can't even. We never made things CRASH.

Um..... she keeps asking me when I'm going to kiss someone. And also.... She's using the f-bomb. Like a lot.

Re: Pepper/Gert

[weregoingtobeokay]

Let me see who your neighbors are, first.

Pepper/Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

Okay. Mrs. Stark it was so, so bad. I know it's cowardly, but I was afraid to go knock on the door to see if they were okay.

Gert/Molly

[mija_matona]

I mean... it was mostly a lot of giggling and a lot of um.... prayers? To both God and Chase...

Where would she learn the f-bomb?! Maybe she's been spying on the upstairs neighbors too?

Pepper/Gert

[weregoingtobeokay]

Valkyrie's apartment is above yours.

Oh. I don't think you need to worry. I doubt anything going on up there is domestic violence.

Pepper/Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

Maybe she needs help? What if something terrible came through the portal and it has her captured? What if she needs us??????

Gert/Molly

[arsenicandoldlace]

Oh. shit

I don't know but she seems to think that I'm legit her mom and she keeps well, singing this horrible song about sharks.

Gert/Molly

[mija_matona]

You kinda are her mom. I bet that part is because Groot has a mom and is a little kid. Lace missed out on a lot of that stuff because she was locked in our basement and we didn't know she was there when she was a hatchling

Pepper/Gert

[weregoingtobeokay]

Have you met Valkyrie? I can check on her, but I have a feeling she's fine.

Pepper/Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

So you think she might have killed someone?

Re: Gert/Molly

[arsenicandoldlace]

I tried to tell her not to use the F-bomb and she told me I was uncool.

Molly, I know I'm not cool, but that's pretty rude coming from a reptile.

Re: Gert/Molly

[mija_matona]

I think you're totally cool.

Re: Pepper/Gert

[weregoingtobeokay]

Ah likely not. But I'll check on them

Re: Pepper/Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

Thanks! Can I stop by your office later?