Network: May Parker

[aunt_may]

What superhero thing is going on now? Where is my kid?

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[aunt_may]

A little bit. He was there for Pete. It goes a long way. And he saved--

Call me May.

[ahugedork]

He's also a big dumb hero. So there's that.

Nice to meet you, May. I'm Bruce Banner.

[aunt_may]

There is that indeed.

[BRUCE/MAY]

We met once. It wasn't under ideal circumstances. I take it we are from different periods.

Bruce/May

[ahugedork]

As best as I can tell, I'm from a far different point in time than most here. I have no memories of most of the things I'm hearing about.

But where I'm from, Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff are both very much alive and I'd like to keep it that way.

Re: Bruce/May

[aunt_may]

I don't know if you are lucky or not. It must be a hell of a lot to digest.

Bruce/May

[ahugedork]

It's definitely going to take some time for it all to sink in. I have a surprise niece, though, so that's good?

Oh, I'm also not 'big and green'. Apparently that needs a disclaimer around here.

Re: Bruce/May

[aunt_may]

Morgan is a great kid.

I'm not either.

Bruce/May

[ahugedork]

Of course she is, look who her parents are.

May, I'm 99% sure you're joking but around here, you can't actually be sure.

Re: Bruce/May

[aunt_may]

Listen to the 99%.