Network: Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

Comments

[starkinternship]

1. Don't know if we even have Comic-con here, but no. Why?

2. Funny, but he is so much worse.

3. Um - maybe, kinda? And, that's not really how portals work.

4. You'll have to ask the littletree kid that one.

5. That one's a Stark question.

[what_the_fork_man]

1. Never seen so many nerds gathered in one place. Like ever.

2. He has a face like a scrotum according to Wikipedia. Gross.

3. So if you can't plug it how are we keeping Legohead Von Nutsack out of here?

4. I did. His mom says it's because I fed a pigeon, little sociopath. Not surprising given his dad but whatever. I might kick him back if I can do it without anyone looking

5. I'll ask his wife. I think she's the one who really runs shit around here.

[starkinternship]

1. This many nerds gathered in one place is why this whole thing might get solved. So, don't knock the nerds.

2. I'm pretty sure at least one person called it 'a nutsack of a chin', so fair.

3. Excellent question. Gonna direct you toward Stark on that one too.

4. Oh! I think he was angry at the pigeons, thinking they'd been talking smack about him. You get used to it.

5. You have no idea how true that is. hides from Mr. Stark

[what_the_fork_man]

1. Nerds broke it, nerds gotta fix it.

2. Well good, we can agree on one thing. This Thanos dude has a baboon's ball sack for a face, if we need to find him, we should probably check Jacksonville, FL. He'll fit right in.

3. Stark seems like an okay dude, but seriously man.... Do you think that the dude farts shining rainbows of glitter.... Cause I'm pretty sure he's a just a guy, putting his whitey tighties on the same way you do.

4. Kid has issues. Betcha he's gonna grow up and write a book called, "Burn it down- How my dad's sideburns ruined my life"

5. Just calling it like I see it. Why are you hiding? Doesn't seem like it's a big secret.

[starkinternship]

They will. It's what they do.

Pretty sure a giant purple guy wouldn't blend in all that well, even in Florida.

He might now. (fart glitter rainbows, that is) If he doesn't yet - give him time. But, no - I just know how smart he is. So if anyone has ideas on how to plug up a giant space hole, he'd be the one.

Don't know the tree's story, so you'll have to chat with his parents.

It's probably not. But I dunno that he knows that I know that.