Second Chances Net

Not that I don't appreciate the some-expenses paid visit to Manhattan, but I really don't have time for wormholes and pocket dimensions right now. Your AI is great and all, but I prefer my real-person-tech and I can't reach him and I'm not exactly pleased about it.

There's really no way out of this?

With all of the things that I've seen in my time... I don't know why I'm surprised

there is a big monster with fire. I refuse to call it a dragon.




But, uh, Bruce. I need to you come pop my arm back into socket... and look at a burn for me.

Uh.....


So like -- this isn't a high priority or anything. But

Chucky got in the building and uh... right now I have him trapped in my closet right now but


if someone could take care of him that would be cool.


Please? I don't want to turn my back on the closet.

Ok creepy people are creepy.

Also I don't know how to fight so... Anyone teach me? I really should have asked earlier given how often NYC gets invaded. I don't like fighting but needs must.

Peter

You okay?

[message to Gamora]
All girls fight school. Thor keeps sending the girl children our way, we might wish to think about actually training them. May and Pepper too.

What say you?

If we are to combat the enemies that pour through the portal, we must be strong and we must fight together. We cannot pretend that these foes are harmless.

We must divide ourselves into three teams.

Home Team: Responsible for guarding those who cannot defend themselves, defending the tower itself from incursion and for monitoring all channels for internal and external incursion and coordinating between the teams.

Team Get Off Our Lawn : Stays within a five mile radius of the tower. They will fall back to defend the outside perimeter if necessary.

Team To Hell With Them: Handles everything beyond the five mile radius.

TGOOL and TTHWT will switch places and assist one another as needed.

Please assign yourself to one of these teams, that we may keep ourselves and our city safe. If you are unable to assign yourself, Iron Man and I will assign you.

Skaal

I know I should be concerned about, you know, getting killed and all.

But it's kind of like meeting celebrities. I'm fairly sure the Swamp Thing is in Central Park right now if anyone wants to take him down?

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

Who wants to come spar with me in the gym? I'm antsy. And bored. And neither are good things for me.

Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

Can we do Halloween here? I want to do a decorating contest.

Stark, what the hell? How are you even here and where is here and what happened to my Sanctum??

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

For those who don't know me, I'm Valkyrie - Queen of New Asgard and here like everyone else. I'll be helping Tony out, since what else am I going to do? You have any issues he can't solve, let me know, I'll punch them into submission.

Hello. I'm Tony Stark. I own the building and created this network. It is completely secure. I understand you likely have concerns and questions. I'm working to put everything back together as it should be; in the meantime, sit back and enjoy.

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