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This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

Sep. 24th, 2020 at 9:08 PM

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

Tags: good place: eleanor shellstrop, mcu: bruce banner, mcu: gamora, mcu: may parker, mcu: peter quill, mcu: tony stark

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Sep. 25th, 2020 04:51 am (UTC)

Aliens... check.

So far no mailmen.

Sep. 25th, 2020 07:24 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

I KNEW IT. AREA FIFTY ONE, BABY! You ever been there?

Oh well, maybe later..... you ever consider a career in the postal service? They have great uniforms....well not really, but you could make it totally hot.

Sep. 26th, 2020 12:39 am (UTC)

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

Nope, this is actually my first time on Terra.

Is this anything like the Star Trek mini-skirt my boyfriend tried to convince me was combat gear?

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:19 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

You want someone to show you around? I'm new to New York but whatevs. Earth is earth, man ~~Unless you're a demon which will so blow~~

Add a mailbag to that outfit and we're golden! So about your boyfriend, what's he like? Most guys like to watch, just you know, throwing it out there.

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:51 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

That would be great.

Honestly, he's legendary at the kind of situation it sounds like you're suggesting. I don't share though.

My father-in-law bought a pleasure-bot on Contraxia I'm sure Peter would be happy to get out of storage, if you're interested in that sort of thing?

Sep. 26th, 2020 04:07 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

Girl. Trust me. All men think they are legendary. It's how they're made, it's like when you go to a wet t-shirt contest. You know there will be boobs, water and shirts. Everybody thinks theirs are special, but honestly it all comes to water, shirts and jigglypoufs. Just part of the show, man.

Yeah, so about that. Uh....not interested in sharing your man, ~~Especially if he is the sideburned pissypants who hasn't figured out AirPods.~~. Seriously tell him he can watch. Betcha he'll be down here so fast, you'll think he has jet boots or some shit.

Nah, I bought a vibrator off of Craigslist once, never could get the smell of bacon off it, ever since then I stick with new out of the box. It's just how I roll.

Sep. 26th, 2020 04:49 am (UTC)

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

I mean, he does actually have jet boots..

Sep. 26th, 2020 07:15 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

So it's a date?

Sep. 26th, 2020 10:32 pm (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

Only one problem with this plan. I am exclusively attracted to half-celestial men with sick dance moves. It's a curse.

Sep. 26th, 2020 11:06 pm (UTC)

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

Man that sucks. Have you thought about treatment?

aunt_may

Sep. 25th, 2020 05:41 am (UTC)

I don't think I know any of the ones you mentioned. I'm sorry.

I'm May. Are you okay otherwise?

Sep. 25th, 2020 07:21 am (UTC)

May and Eleanor

Pretty much. I mean it's way better than being dead. This felt more like that last tequila shot that you know you shouldn't drink, but you do anyway because it was free and the it's barf-0-rama for a while, but once that's over it's all pretty much fine.

Except for the part where no one I know is here. But I'll be fine.

aunt_may

Sep. 25th, 2020 11:53 am (UTC)

Re: May and Eleanor

Yes, better than being dead. ~~I've been here.~~

Well, you know me now.

Edited 2020-09-25 12:13 pm (UTC)

Sep. 25th, 2020 05:42 am (UTC)

I'm Tony Stark. I don't think F.R.I.D.A.Y. would appreciate working in a thong, but thank you for the suggestion.

Sep. 25th, 2020 07:17 am (UTC)

You're welcome. Nice of you to let us all stay here. What's in it for you?

Sep. 25th, 2020 11:55 am (UTC)

It is partly my fault everyone is here so the least I can do.

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:20 am (UTC)

Ummmmmm.... are you an architect?

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:49 am (UTC)

I'm a scientist.

Sep. 26th, 2020 07:16 am (UTC)

Why does hell need a scientist for fork's sake?

Sep. 26th, 2020 12:19 pm (UTC)

Not hell. Pocket dimension of sorts.

ahugedork

Sep. 25th, 2020 02:21 pm (UTC)

Why would anyone voluntarily be from Jacksonville, Florida?

Warning, if Tony starts setting things to music, you're getting a hell of a lot of AC/DC.