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what_the_fork_man

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Sep. 24th, 2020 at 9:08 PM

what_the_fork_man

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Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

Tags: good place: eleanor shellstrop, mcu: bruce banner, mcu: gamora, mcu: may parker, mcu: peter quill, mcu: tony stark

mood:

confused

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fell_in_love

Sep. 26th, 2020 12:39 am (UTC)

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

Nope, this is actually my first time on Terra.

Is this anything like the Star Trek mini-skirt my boyfriend tried to convince me was combat gear?

what_the_fork_man

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:19 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

You want someone to show you around? I'm new to New York but whatevs. Earth is earth, man ~~Unless you're a demon which will so blow~~

Add a mailbag to that outfit and we're golden! So about your boyfriend, what's he like? Most guys like to watch, just you know, throwing it out there.

fell_in_love

Sep. 26th, 2020 03:51 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

That would be great.

Honestly, he's legendary at the kind of situation it sounds like you're suggesting. I don't share though.

My father-in-law bought a pleasure-bot on Contraxia I'm sure Peter would be happy to get out of storage, if you're interested in that sort of thing?

what_the_fork_man

Sep. 26th, 2020 04:07 am (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

Girl. Trust me. All men think they are legendary. It's how they're made, it's like when you go to a wet t-shirt contest. You know there will be boobs, water and shirts. Everybody thinks theirs are special, but honestly it all comes to water, shirts and jigglypoufs. Just part of the show, man.

Yeah, so about that. Uh....not interested in sharing your man, ~~Especially if he is the sideburned pissypants who hasn't figured out AirPods.~~. Seriously tell him he can watch. Betcha he'll be down here so fast, you'll think he has jet boots or some shit.

Nah, I bought a vibrator off of Craigslist once, never could get the smell of bacon off it, ever since then I stick with new out of the box. It's just how I roll.