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This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

what_the_fork_man: (Dead AF)
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Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

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fell_in_love: (smolder)
Sep. 26th, 2020 10:32 pm (UTC)

Gamora and Eleanor

Only one problem with this plan. I am exclusively attracted to half-celestial men with sick dance moves. It's a curse.
what_the_fork_man: (Default)
Sep. 26th, 2020 11:06 pm (UTC)

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

Man that sucks. Have you thought about treatment?