Second Chances Net

Not that I don't appreciate the some-expenses paid visit to Manhattan, but I really don't have time for wormholes and pocket dimensions right now. Your AI is great and all, but I prefer my real-person-tech and I can't reach him and I'm not exactly pleased about it.

There's really no way out of this?

[Message to Quill]

Do you have more beer? My kid gets 8 feet tall when she gets mad. And just never mentioned it?

I was gonna suggest postponing the whole B&E thing until we had the monster situation under control. Well the shit that makes you shrinkydink warps your brain into evil supervillain if you do it too much without all the safety shit built into my suit. So um... I really need the shit in that lab. Like yesterday.

FML

If we are to combat the enemies that pour through the portal, we must be strong and we must fight together. We cannot pretend that these foes are harmless.

We must divide ourselves into three teams.

Home Team: Responsible for guarding those who cannot defend themselves, defending the tower itself from incursion and for monitoring all channels for internal and external incursion and coordinating between the teams.

Team Get Off Our Lawn : Stays within a five mile radius of the tower. They will fall back to defend the outside perimeter if necessary.

Team To Hell With Them: Handles everything beyond the five mile radius.

TGOOL and TTHWT will switch places and assist one another as needed.

Please assign yourself to one of these teams, that we may keep ourselves and our city safe. If you are unable to assign yourself, Iron Man and I will assign you.

Skaal

I know I should be concerned about, you know, getting killed and all.

But it's kind of like meeting celebrities. I'm fairly sure the Swamp Thing is in Central Park right now if anyone wants to take him down?

[Locked to: Tony]

What the actual fresh Moragian hell, man? I told you we needed a plan for shit coming through the portals. How did having every suit in the building run to the portal help if nasties are popping out all over the place? We need a plan. I told you we needed a plan. Nat needed to ask you where the goddamn spare ammo was, while we were under attack.

We got kids in this place. We got a chick who couldn't find her ass if you gave her a map and a magnifying glass.

This is your house man, I get it it. But I almost lost my girl yesterday. Again. I'm not a fan.

We 24/7 comm and scanner monitoring. We need teams that know each other's powers and skillsets. Those teams need central coordination to deploy fast. We need a safe place for noncombatants. We need a check in to make sure that all the people that we started with are still here at the end of the day. We need to drill and someone better be able to call the locals and make sure we don't get blamed for this shitshow.

I want to help you, man. I do. But we can't pretend this is some happy happy joy joy pocket. There isn't one. Anywhere. You want me to help you set it up I can. Because I don't think that we've seen the last of the scary shit.

Or you can tell me to go flark myself, but if this happens again and we aren't prepared it's on you.

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

This is some serious elaborate prank. Like the kind I would pull off. What’s the punchline?

[Cassie]

Peanut, are you okay?

Stark, what the hell? How are you even here and where is here and what happened to my Sanctum??

Good evening - for those of you who don't know me, I am Pepper. I only just arrived,myself, but if I can do anything to make your time here more comfortable, let me know.

I'm going to get working on a better welcome for people - including a place to get fresh clothing until people can get out and buy some - among other things. I know this is not what anyone expected and while I can't get you home, I can help make this place home.

What other things would help make your time here better?

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

For those who don't know me, I'm Valkyrie - Queen of New Asgard and here like everyone else. I'll be helping Tony out, since what else am I going to do? You have any issues he can't solve, let me know, I'll punch them into submission.

Hello. I'm Tony Stark. I own the building and created this network. It is completely secure. I understand you likely have concerns and questions. I'm working to put everything back together as it should be; in the meantime, sit back and enjoy.

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