Second Chances Net

[Message to Gert]

I'm bored, and my foot hurts. So you were right about the stupid crutches.

Can I take you out tonight?

Not that I don't appreciate the some-expenses paid visit to Manhattan, but I really don't have time for wormholes and pocket dimensions right now. Your AI is great and all, but I prefer my real-person-tech and I can't reach him and I'm not exactly pleased about it.

There's really no way out of this?

So, do I charge by the monster or by the half-hour?

I have a great friends and family discount!

Cash or check work unless you're credit blows and you've bounced a check in the past two months. A girl's gotta eat and this is New York. Ten grand can only take you so far.

Did I mention I may have needed a few essentials? Well, I did.

Oh and I might have borrowed a few things from the supply room to deal with some horrors lurking. I...definitely can't return them.

This is not where I meant to end up.

This place is legit dangerous. First a deinonychus throwing a temper tantrum broke my foot, now I just had to laser the shit out of a snowman who was trying to impale us with icicles. Anyone have a shop vac?

Chase Stein, by the way.

Who's working on this anamoly? I have some interesting data points from my trip through.

Not that I have any interest in leaving.