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NETWORK POST: KATE BISHOP

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So, do I charge by the monster or by the half-hour?

I have a great friends and family discount!

Cash or check work unless you're credit blows and you've bounced a check in the past two months. A girl's gotta eat and this is New York. Ten grand can only take you so far.

Did I mention I may have needed a few essentials? Well, I did.

Oh and I might have borrowed a few things from the supply room to deal with some horrors lurking. I...definitely can't return them.

Comments

still_worthy: (Really?   We're doing this)
Oct. 14th, 2020 06:42 am (UTC)
Who would you have pay for these services, Hawkeye.

Tell me how would we calculate the price?

Defending the city that we call home is a duty and our honor.

katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 03:14 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, Thunderstruck! I'm totally pulling your leg. Mostly

But I do think all our hardwork should, at the very least, get us all a dinner out, right? A celebratory feast to honor our, uh, brethren?
still_worthy: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 08:19 pm (UTC)
That would be Mr. Thunderstruck to you, little one.

Celebrating our victory is a very, very good idea.
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 08:27 pm (UTC)
Listen. I changed your baby sister's demi-god diapers.
fistigonal: (checking you out)
Oct. 14th, 2020 06:50 am (UTC)
I mean technically, I killed Leatherface.

Are you offering me a cut? Because I just did it to get to use the lasers...

Are you hard up for cash?

Edited 2020-10-14 06:53 am (UTC)
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 03:18 pm (UTC)
Okay, Dr. Evil with your fricking lasers and profit.

And, no. I'm totally fine. I'm very proficient in managing money, people, villains, henchmen, and stock in frozen peas.
fistigonal: (checking you out)
Oct. 14th, 2020 04:51 pm (UTC)
I'm wounded. I get that I'm a genius bajillionaire with supervillain parents, but I have way better hair than Dr. Evil.
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 05:03 pm (UTC)
Ugh. Supervillain parents are the worst, aren't they? You ask for a charity donation for your birthday and what do you get? Rent-A-Henchmen.
fistigonal: (CEO)
Oct. 14th, 2020 11:24 pm (UTC)
Gert's parents gave her a deinonychus... so that was epic.
cametobargain: (pic#14343019)
Oct. 14th, 2020 04:35 pm (UTC)
One would imagine by the monster, honestly.
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 04:48 pm (UTC)
Double depending on the size and difficulty, too? Those always count for extra.
cametobargain: (pic#14343008)
Oct. 14th, 2020 06:37 pm (UTC)
Well, there's always got to be variations on the per monster pricing. You can't possibly charge the same for your garden level demon as you would for, say, the kraken.
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 08:04 pm (UTC)
Demons are the WORST. Like, who decided to create them? They bring horrible company to any party. Not to mention when they're in baby form and also half-god? Everyone in their mother's dark realm wants in on that.
deadlyhourglass: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 04:51 pm (UTC)
Gotta agree with Strange, if we charged by the hour we would make less money. Some of us are efficient.
katherinebishop: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 04:56 pm (UTC)
I'm glad someone is keeping the boys in line.
deadlyhourglass: (Default)
Oct. 14th, 2020 06:06 pm (UTC)
Thats been the better part of my last decade.

I wouldn't know what to do if I werent.