Second Chances Net

This place is legit dangerous. First a deinonychus throwing a temper tantrum broke my foot, now I just had to laser the shit out of a snowman who was trying to impale us with icicles. Anyone have a shop vac?

Chase Stein, by the way.

Who's working on this anamoly? I have some interesting data points from my trip through.

Not that I have any interest in leaving.

If we are to combat the enemies that pour through the portal, we must be strong and we must fight together. We cannot pretend that these foes are harmless.

We must divide ourselves into three teams.

Home Team: Responsible for guarding those who cannot defend themselves, defending the tower itself from incursion and for monitoring all channels for internal and external incursion and coordinating between the teams.

Team Get Off Our Lawn : Stays within a five mile radius of the tower. They will fall back to defend the outside perimeter if necessary.

Team To Hell With Them: Handles everything beyond the five mile radius.

TGOOL and TTHWT will switch places and assist one another as needed.

Please assign yourself to one of these teams, that we may keep ourselves and our city safe. If you are unable to assign yourself, Iron Man and I will assign you.

Skaal

I know I should be concerned about, you know, getting killed and all.

But it's kind of like meeting celebrities. I'm fairly sure the Swamp Thing is in Central Park right now if anyone wants to take him down?

You know what the adjustment process needs? My dog

Halloween movies. It's October, right? Halloween is still being celebrated?

Time for some classics and some hair-raisers.

Paranormal Activity marathon in my room.

I don't want to sound ungrateful because I have so much family here.

But at the same time, being shoved into a dimension where your friends don't really exist is like... really lame.



So I'm going to go buy a bunch of donuts and have a "Be my Friend" Party for anyone who wants to come.

DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are you this very minute?

Who wants to come spar with me in the gym? I'm antsy. And bored. And neither are good things for me.

Come on, Stark. Seriously?

Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.

A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.

Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.

I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.

Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

This is some serious elaborate prank. Like the kind I would pull off. What’s the punchline?

[Cassie]

Peanut, are you okay?

Can we do Halloween here? I want to do a decorating contest.

Stark, what the hell? How are you even here and where is here and what happened to my Sanctum??

Good evening - for those of you who don't know me, I am Pepper. I only just arrived,myself, but if I can do anything to make your time here more comfortable, let me know.

I'm going to get working on a better welcome for people - including a place to get fresh clothing until people can get out and buy some - among other things. I know this is not what anyone expected and while I can't get you home, I can help make this place home.

What other things would help make your time here better?

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

Hi. F.R.I.D.A.Y. explained everything, but she didn't mention if my Dad is here. He died disappeared in the Blip, but if all different people are here, it means he can be too, right? So is he? He is Scott Lang. I'm Cassie.