Second Chances Net

My mace came in handy.

Not that I don't appreciate the some-expenses paid visit to Manhattan, but I really don't have time for wormholes and pocket dimensions right now. Your AI is great and all, but I prefer my real-person-tech and I can't reach him and I'm not exactly pleased about it.

There's really no way out of this?

So, do I charge by the monster or by the half-hour?

I have a great friends and family discount!

Cash or check work unless you're credit blows and you've bounced a check in the past two months. A girl's gotta eat and this is New York. Ten grand can only take you so far.

Did I mention I may have needed a few essentials? Well, I did.

Oh and I might have borrowed a few things from the supply room to deal with some horrors lurking. I...definitely can't return them.

With all of the things that I've seen in my time... I don't know why I'm surprised

there is a big monster with fire. I refuse to call it a dragon.




But, uh, Bruce. I need to you come pop my arm back into socket... and look at a burn for me.

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

You know what the adjustment process needs? My dog

Halloween movies. It's October, right? Halloween is still being celebrated?

Time for some classics and some hair-raisers.

Paranormal Activity marathon in my room.

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

Who wants to come spar with me in the gym? I'm antsy. And bored. And neither are good things for me.

Come on, Stark. Seriously?

Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.

A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.

Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.

I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.