Second Chances Net

I love you all and I promised you I'd be careful and stay alive in this world. I've been monitoring our systems from here and not donning the suit. I think I earned a br--- It has been difficult sitting back sometimes, but there needs to be a "guy in the chair".

Anyway --- do you think I'm wrong?

This place is legit dangerous. First a deinonychus throwing a temper tantrum broke my foot, now I just had to laser the shit out of a snowman who was trying to impale us with icicles. Anyone have a shop vac?

Chase Stein, by the way.

Who's working on this anamoly? I have some interesting data points from my trip through.

Not that I have any interest in leaving.

Ok creepy people are creepy.

Also I don't know how to fight so... Anyone teach me? I really should have asked earlier given how often NYC gets invaded. I don't like fighting but needs must.

Peter

You okay?

If we are to combat the enemies that pour through the portal, we must be strong and we must fight together. We cannot pretend that these foes are harmless.

We must divide ourselves into three teams.

Home Team: Responsible for guarding those who cannot defend themselves, defending the tower itself from incursion and for monitoring all channels for internal and external incursion and coordinating between the teams.

Team Get Off Our Lawn : Stays within a five mile radius of the tower. They will fall back to defend the outside perimeter if necessary.

Team To Hell With Them: Handles everything beyond the five mile radius.

TGOOL and TTHWT will switch places and assist one another as needed.

Please assign yourself to one of these teams, that we may keep ourselves and our city safe. If you are unable to assign yourself, Iron Man and I will assign you.

Skaal

[Locked to: Tony]

What the actual fresh Moragian hell, man? I told you we needed a plan for shit coming through the portals. How did having every suit in the building run to the portal help if nasties are popping out all over the place? We need a plan. I told you we needed a plan. Nat needed to ask you where the goddamn spare ammo was, while we were under attack.

We got kids in this place. We got a chick who couldn't find her ass if you gave her a map and a magnifying glass.

This is your house man, I get it it. But I almost lost my girl yesterday. Again. I'm not a fan.

We 24/7 comm and scanner monitoring. We need teams that know each other's powers and skillsets. Those teams need central coordination to deploy fast. We need a safe place for noncombatants. We need a check in to make sure that all the people that we started with are still here at the end of the day. We need to drill and someone better be able to call the locals and make sure we don't get blamed for this shitshow.

I want to help you, man. I do. But we can't pretend this is some happy happy joy joy pocket. There isn't one. Anywhere. You want me to help you set it up I can. Because I don't think that we've seen the last of the scary shit.

Or you can tell me to go flark myself, but if this happens again and we aren't prepared it's on you.

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

I don't want to sound ungrateful because I have so much family here.

But at the same time, being shoved into a dimension where your friends don't really exist is like... really lame.



So I'm going to go buy a bunch of donuts and have a "Be my Friend" Party for anyone who wants to come.

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

Come on, Stark. Seriously?

Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.

A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.

Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.

I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.

Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

This is some serious elaborate prank. Like the kind I would pull off. What’s the punchline?

[Cassie]

Peanut, are you okay?

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

[FILTER: Peter Parker]

I am working on some suits for you, Pepper, Bruce, and Molly. Want to help?

...you don't think we could convince your aunt to take one, do you?

[FILTER: Morgan Stark]

I know computers are your thing, but have you ever thought about having a suit? Just in case?

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

Hi. F.R.I.D.A.Y. explained everything, but she didn't mention if my Dad is here. He died disappeared in the Blip, but if all different people are here, it means he can be too, right? So is he? He is Scott Lang. I'm Cassie.

I hired some food trucks so no one has to cook tonight. They will be parked in front of the tower from 5:30 to 8:00. Burgers, hot dogs, pizza, tacos, coffee, and ice cream.

For those who don't know me, I'm Valkyrie - Queen of New Asgard and here like everyone else. I'll be helping Tony out, since what else am I going to do? You have any issues he can't solve, let me know, I'll punch them into submission.

Hello. I'm Tony Stark. I own the building and created this network. It is completely secure. I understand you likely have concerns and questions. I'm working to put everything back together as it should be; in the meantime, sit back and enjoy.

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