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Sep. 27th, 2020 at 8:56 PM
I have more questions:
1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.
2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.
3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.
4. Why did the littletree kid kick me?kids are such jerks sometimes.
5. Are there parental controls on my phone?why won't tinder download?
1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.
2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.
3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.
4. Why did the littletree kid kick me?
5. Are there parental controls on my phone?
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2. Thanos is my father. He is also an crazy megalomaniac alien who believes that he is "saving" planets by killing half their populations. He most recently did that to most of these people. They're not over it. (I'm not either. It was what Peter would call a dick move)
4. Why do kids ever do anything? He is obsessed with kicking and punching right now, and I can't just tell him not to kick anyone because well, I mean he's seen me beat the shit out of enemies so that would be completely hypocritical. Sorry.
Why am I his enemy? All I've done since I got here is talk on the net and feed the birds. I suppose threatening him with Round up would be a hard no?
The sprout has declared war against the pigeons of New York.... He thinks they're talking smack about him. For all I know, they might be, I don't speak pigeon.
So, he probably decided you've allied yourself with the enemy.
Pretty sure that's caused by exposure to bad sideburns. Just sayin'
They weirdly grow on you.
So maybe this is reality without Tinder. That sorta sucks.
I think maybe Tinder went under a few years back.
2. Funny, but he is so much worse.
3. Um - maybe, kinda? And, that's not really how portals work.
4. You'll have to ask the littletree kid that one.
5. That one's a Stark question.
2. He has a face like a scrotum according to Wikipedia. Gross.
3. So if you can't plug it how are we keeping Legohead Von Nutsack out of here?
4. I did. His mom says it's because I fed a pigeon, little sociopath. Not surprising given his dad but whatever.
I might kick him back if I can do it without anyone looking5. I'll ask his wife. I think she's the one who really runs shit around here.
2. I'm pretty sure at least one person called it 'a nutsack of a chin', so fair.
3. Excellent question. Gonna direct you toward Stark on that one too.
4. Oh! I think he was angry at the pigeons, thinking they'd been talking smack about him. You get used to it.
5. You have no idea how true that is.
hides from Mr. Stark2. Well good, we can agree on one thing. This Thanos dude has a baboon's ball sack for a face, if we need to find him, we should probably check Jacksonville, FL. He'll fit right in.
3. Stark seems like an okay dude, but seriously man.... Do you think that the dude farts shining rainbows of glitter.... Cause I'm pretty sure he's a just a guy, putting his whitey tighties on the same way you do.
4. Kid has issues. Betcha he's gonna grow up and write a book called, "Burn it down- How my dad's sideburns ruined my life"
5. Just calling it like I see it. Why are you hiding? Doesn't seem like it's a big secret.
Pretty sure a giant purple guy wouldn't blend in all that well, even in Florida.
He might now. (fart glitter rainbows, that is) If he doesn't yet - give him time. But, no - I just know how smart he is. So if anyone has ideas on how to plug up a giant space hole, he'd be the one.
Don't know the tree's story, so you'll have to chat with his parents.
It's probably not. But I dunno that he knows that I know that.