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fistigonal

Oct. 12th, 2020 at 7:57 AM

fistigonal

This place is legit dangerous. First a deinonychus throwing a temper tantrum broke my foot, now I just had to laser the shit out of a snowman who was trying to impale us with icicles. Anyone have a shop vac?

Chase Stein, by the way.

Who's working on this anamoly? I have some interesting data points from my trip through.

Not that I have any interest in leaving.

Tags: marvel: chase stein, mcu: cassie lang, mcu: may parker, mcu: tony stark

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aunt_may

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:16 pm (UTC)

The villains invited themselves it seems.

I'm May.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:19 pm (UTC)

When you're raised by villains, that barely phases you.

Nice to meet you.

aunt_may

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:25 pm (UTC)

Are you alright then?

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:33 pm (UTC)

I'm actually great. My girls are here, so that's pretty much all that matters.

I'm sure Gert is reading this, so I am fully prepared for a serious lecture about the bodily autonomy of women as well as the sexist connotations of calling two grown women 'girls', especially publicly. I kind of missed it to be honest.

aunt_may

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:42 pm (UTC)

I know Gert and Molly. Lovely young women. Thanks for the heads up not to call them "girls," Chase.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:46 pm (UTC)

Oh, I don't think she'll lecture you, there is "solidarity and power in women reclaiming oppressive vocabulary." She just likes to give me shit.

arsenicandoldlace

Oct. 12th, 2020 03:41 pm (UTC)

It's not shit for me to ask you to confront your male privilege, Chase Victor Stein.

Oct. 12th, 2020 04:09 pm (UTC)

Consider it confronted. I await alternate vocabulary suggestions.

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:18 pm (UTC)

Mr. Stark is in charge!

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:20 pm (UTC)

Like Tony Stark? Guess I'm gonna have to up the inventor game then, to keep up.

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:24 pm (UTC)

I'm Cassie and I don't normally have this ugly helmet on my head.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:37 pm (UTC)

Nice to meet you Cassie. What's the deal with the helmet? You look like Ant-Woman!

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:39 pm (UTC)

My dad is Ant-Man! He is being over-protective.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:47 pm (UTC)

Dads can be rough.

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:48 pm (UTC)

What's your dad like?

Oct. 12th, 2020 03:43 pm (UTC)

Your basic nightmare. Never came to my lacrosse games, thought corporal punishment was the appropriate response to a B+, murdered 17 teenagers to feed an alien with a god complex, became a host for the alien god and slept with my ex's mom, then got my mom stuck inside a computer.

But he says he's real sorry now, and expects that to make me want to work with him.

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 05:45 pm (UTC)

That is really bad. I'm sorry.

Oct. 12th, 2020 06:25 pm (UTC)

It sucked when I was a kid. But now I only talk to him on my terms.

How's your dad? He seems like one of those super heroes who is a closet nerd.

minilang

Oct. 12th, 2020 06:37 pm (UTC)

Good.

My dad is the best! Even if he is making me wear this thing. And, yep, TOTAL nerd.

Oct. 12th, 2020 05:46 pm (UTC)

Whenever I think my dad's bad, I hear stories like this. That's shit, dude.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:27 pm (UTC)

That's me.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:36 pm (UTC)

Nice to meet you, Mr. Stark. Chase Stein, COO of Nemo Industrial. The title is totally nepotism; the company operates itself, just like the cars.

I've been a little too focused on time travel for my father's liking, and throwing around titles and 7 figure "salaries" are just Victor being Victor.

Oct. 12th, 2020 01:38 pm (UTC)

Time travel? We could use you, kid.

Oct. 12th, 2020 03:45 pm (UTC)

Of course. My time travel device might not be totally functional yet, but it did log some mean data on making a reality jump along with a time jump.

Oct. 12th, 2020 05:44 pm (UTC)

Yeah, we definitely need to compare notes.

Oct. 12th, 2020 06:23 pm (UTC)

I can have Janet put together a report.

Oct. 12th, 2020 06:36 pm (UTC)

Your A.I.?

Oct. 12th, 2020 06:46 pm (UTC)

The previously mentioned mom in the computer...

fooled_around

Oct. 12th, 2020 07:08 pm (UTC)

Peter Quill. My kid and that dinosaur are fucking dangerous.

Oct. 12th, 2020 07:28 pm (UTC)

Peter/Chase

So I've heard.

Do you have any clue why Lace is seriously obsessed with whether I'm banging her human and if that makes me her dad? She used to be pretty clear that parents were a human thing and they're all basically bad news.

I was told to ask the person who speaks tree.

fooled_around

Oct. 13th, 2020 02:25 am (UTC)

Re: Peter/Chase

Dude. Kids are weird. Even non human ones. Just roll with it.

I mean look at it this way, do you want to bang her human?