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[fistigonal]

This place is legit dangerous. First a deinonychus throwing a temper tantrum broke my foot, now I just had to laser the shit out of a snowman who was trying to impale us with icicles. Anyone have a shop vac?

Chase Stein, by the way.

Who's working on this anamoly? I have some interesting data points from my trip through.

Not that I have any interest in leaving.

Comments

[aunt_may]

The villains invited themselves it seems.

I'm May.

[fistigonal]

When you're raised by villains, that barely phases you.

Nice to meet you.

[aunt_may]

Are you alright then?

[fistigonal]

I'm actually great. My girls are here, so that's pretty much all that matters.

I'm sure Gert is reading this, so I am fully prepared for a serious lecture about the bodily autonomy of women as well as the sexist connotations of calling two grown women 'girls', especially publicly. I kind of missed it to be honest.

[aunt_may]

I know Gert and Molly. Lovely young women. Thanks for the heads up not to call them "girls," Chase.

[fistigonal]

Oh, I don't think she'll lecture you, there is "solidarity and power in women reclaiming oppressive vocabulary." She just likes to give me shit.

[arsenicandoldlace]

It's not shit for me to ask you to confront your male privilege, Chase Victor Stein.

[fistigonal]

Consider it confronted. I await alternate vocabulary suggestions.

[minilang]

Mr. Stark is in charge!

[fistigonal]

Like Tony Stark? Guess I'm gonna have to up the inventor game then, to keep up.

[minilang]

I'm Cassie and I don't normally have this ugly helmet on my head.

[fistigonal]

Nice to meet you Cassie. What's the deal with the helmet? You look like Ant-Woman!

[minilang]

My dad is Ant-Man! He is being over-protective.

[fistigonal]

Dads can be rough.

[minilang]

What's your dad like?

[fistigonal]

Your basic nightmare. Never came to my lacrosse games, thought corporal punishment was the appropriate response to a B+, murdered 17 teenagers to feed an alien with a god complex, became a host for the alien god and slept with my ex's mom, then got my mom stuck inside a computer.

But he says he's real sorry now, and expects that to make me want to work with him.

[minilang]

That is really bad. I'm sorry.

[fistigonal]

It sucked when I was a kid. But now I only talk to him on my terms.

How's your dad? He seems like one of those super heroes who is a closet nerd.

[minilang]

Good.

My dad is the best! Even if he is making me wear this thing. And, yep, TOTAL nerd.

[ironandheart]

Whenever I think my dad's bad, I hear stories like this. That's shit, dude.

[ironandheart]

That's me.

[fistigonal]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Stark. Chase Stein, COO of Nemo Industrial. The title is totally nepotism; the company operates itself, just like the cars.

I've been a little too focused on time travel for my father's liking, and throwing around titles and 7 figure "salaries" are just Victor being Victor.

[ironandheart]

Time travel? We could use you, kid.

[fistigonal]

Of course. My time travel device might not be totally functional yet, but it did log some mean data on making a reality jump along with a time jump.

[ironandheart]

Yeah, we definitely need to compare notes.

[fistigonal]

I can have Janet put together a report.

[ironandheart]

Your A.I.?

[fistigonal]

The previously mentioned mom in the computer...

[fooled_around]

Peter Quill. My kid and that dinosaur are fucking dangerous.

Peter/Chase

[fistigonal]

So I've heard.

Do you have any clue why Lace is seriously obsessed with whether I'm banging her human and if that makes me her dad? She used to be pretty clear that parents were a human thing and they're all basically bad news.

I was told to ask the person who speaks tree.

Re: Peter/Chase

[fooled_around]

Dude. Kids are weird. Even non human ones. Just roll with it.

I mean look at it this way, do you want to bang her human?

Re: Peter/Chase

[fistigonal]

Well she's been dead for 6 years, so every damn day. I'd just prefer to do it without a theropod audience.

Peter/Chase

[fooled_around]

If your girl is up for it I got some advice:

Whatever food it wants? Make sure you have some.

Disney. Pixar. Fucking looney tunes. Use em. Whatever it takes.

Lock doors.

Babysitters man. Me and Gamora will trade with you. We owe you a night right now.