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This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

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Sep. 24th, 2020 at 9:08 PM
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Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?
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Sep. 25th, 2020 07:21 am (UTC)

May and Eleanor

Pretty much. I mean it's way better than being dead. This felt more like that last tequila shot that you know you shouldn't drink, but you do anyway because it was free and the it's barf-0-rama for a while, but once that's over it's all pretty much fine.

Except for the part where no one I know is here. But I'll be fine.
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Sep. 25th, 2020 11:53 am (UTC)

Re: May and Eleanor

Yes, better than being dead. I've been here.

Well, you know me now.

Edited 2020-09-25 12:13 pm (UTC)
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