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This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

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Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

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ahugedork: (pic#14322377)
Sep. 27th, 2020 02:44 am (UTC)
To be fair to the people in Jacksonville, I feel like the gators are probably more Everglades region and the zombie people are either Miami or Orlando. I didn't spend long enough there to get too detailed, though.