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This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

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Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

Comments

ironandheart: (+ 37)
Sep. 25th, 2020 05:42 am (UTC)
I'm Tony Stark. I don't think F.R.I.D.A.Y. would appreciate working in a thong, but thank you for the suggestion.
what_the_fork_man: (Default)
Sep. 25th, 2020 07:17 am (UTC)
You're welcome. Nice of you to let us all stay here. What's in it for you?
ironandheart: (= 15)
Sep. 25th, 2020 11:55 am (UTC)
It is partly my fault everyone is here so the least I can do.
what_the_fork_man: (Default)
Sep. 26th, 2020 03:20 am (UTC)
Ummmmmm.... are you an architect?
ironandheart: (= 57)
Sep. 26th, 2020 03:49 am (UTC)
I'm a scientist.
what_the_fork_man: (Default)
Sep. 26th, 2020 07:16 am (UTC)
Why does hell need a scientist for fork's sake?
ironandheart: (+ 50)
Sep. 26th, 2020 12:19 pm (UTC)
Not hell. Pocket dimension of sorts.