Network: Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

Comments

[fell_in_love]

Oh, yeah, that explains it.

The sprout has declared war against the pigeons of New York.... He thinks they're talking smack about him. For all I know, they might be, I don't speak pigeon.

So, he probably decided you've allied yourself with the enemy.

[what_the_fork_man]

No offense, but your kid has a few issues.

Pretty sure that's caused by exposure to bad sideburns. Just sayin'

[fell_in_love]

He is 100% a tiny, bark-covered Peter Quill.

They weirdly grow on you.

[what_the_fork_man]

Girl, fungus grows on you. There is medication for it.