Kate Bishop // The Better Hawkeye (
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Come on, Stark. Seriously?
Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.
A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.
Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.
I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.
Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.
A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.
Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.
I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.
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I'm glad you're aliveno subject
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Is Laura the new flavor of the week?
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HOLY -- are you telling me your Barton is married? With kids!?
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I think I need a hard drink after hearing that. Commitment was never Clint's strong suit. Mine anyway.
You know it's bad when you wake up with Natasha, Bobbi, and Jessica standing over you to give you warnings about Clint's behaviour. Work Wife, Ex-Wife, and ?? Wife is what I called them.
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Natasha is still his work wife in our world, but I don't even know who Bobbi and Jessica are.
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Manhattan; where I left my heart, a lot of money, and dropkicked a few dozen Russian Tracksuit Mafia guys.
Memories~
That's probably for the best. The three of them together are dangerous. They'd probably make Kang the Conquerer run screaming.
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Natasha is terrifying enough, I don't need to see her with cohorts. Ones who aren't Clint, I mean.
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Uh, no. You definitely don't want me singing, Dr. Banner.
I mean, I can, but it might put you into a comatose state.