Network: Tony Stark

[ironandheart]

Hello. I'm Tony Stark. I own the building and created this network. It is completely secure. I understand you likely have concerns and questions. I'm working to put everything back together as it should be; in the meantime, sit back and enjoy.

Comments

[deadlyhourglass]

What the hell, Tony.

[ironandheart]

Nat? Really?

[deadlyhourglass]

Of course, who else would call you out like this.

Things aren't right here. This isn't Vormir... Bruce is Bruce.

[starkinternship]

M-Mr. Stark?

[ironandheart]

Pete? Kid, tell me that is you.

[starkinternship]

Uh - yeah, it's me. Who else would it be?

[ahugedork]

Concerns and questions is one way to put it.

[ironandheart]

Bruce, thank God you are back. I need to see you like...now.

[ahugedork]

You say back but I have no idea where the hell I was before in order to be back now, so. Natasha isn't exactly one to ramble nonsense so obviously I missed...a lot.

[arsenicandoldlace]

Hi Mr. Stark,

Thank you for giving us a place to stay. Um..... I have some questions:

Is this place pet friendly?

Is Friday compliant with the EU's guidelines on personal privacy? Because in the age on increased information gathering and its impact on individual liberties, I just think it's smart to ask.

Do you think we should have house meetings? I love house meetings! Or maybe we could form small committees of stakeholders who bring concerns and questions to our larger collective? I'm happy to help in any way I can!

[ironandheart]

Hello.

I have no problem with pets. Which do you have?

F.R.I.D.A.Y. will not infringe on your rights, I promise, but, yes, it is compliant. Granted, you may be from a different time so it might be a bit different...you know what, tell me your year and I will see if F.R.I.D.A.Y. can pull that year's guidelines.

It sounds like you'd be a great person to organize said house meetings. Want to pick a day?

[arsenicandoldlace]

Well, she's a deinonychus, a member of the Theropod family. She's really well behaved most of the time, and I promise I can teach her to only use the freight elevator.

I'm so glad to hear that!

I'd love to! I was supposed to be coming to New York for a job as a community outreach organizer, but when I called the number to see if they exist in this timeline, it was disconnected. Guess I better start looking for work!

Thanks, Mr. Stark!!

[mija_matona]

Are there evil supervillains here? Aliens who are pretending their god? Sorceresses out of my European lit textbook?

Asking for a friend.

[ironandheart]

No supervillains or aliens so far. I wouldn't swear on the sorceresses just yet.

Molly and Gert

[arsenicandoldlace]

Molly. You PROMISED!

Mr. Stark

[mija_matona]

I have experience with all of the above bad guys.. if the Avengers are looking for summer interns or something. Just don’t tell my sister, she’s weird over-protective.

[fooled_around]

Peter Quill. People call me Starlord.

[ironandheart]

Quill, I know you. When are you from?

[fooled_around]

It went down like this:

My girlfriend and I say the L word to each other.
Then I shoot her.
Her dad laughs and takes her.
Then I find out the bastard killed her.
You pull me off of him.
My world falls apart.

Stark, I like you. You pull me off of Thanos again and I will, in fact, kick your ass. We cool?

[fell_in_love]

You seem like the person who knows what is going on. One question: Is he dead?

[ironandheart]

In this timeline? Clearly not.

[fell_in_love]

I’m not sure we’ve met. I’m Gamora. You seem to know this.

My psychopath father flung me off a cliff in order to destroy half of the population of Terra a little easier. Don’t worry, I hate him even more than you do.

How am I still here? And he’s still here? Are your people all still here?

[the_last_valkyrie]

To be fair, I'm not sure I know how to sit back and relax.

[ironandheart]

Well, I won't turn down help with this shit.

[fooled_around]

Relaxing is over rated.