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[the_last_valkyrie]

For those who don't know me, I'm Valkyrie - Queen of New Asgard and here like everyone else. I'll be helping Tony out, since what else am I going to do? You have any issues he can't solve, let me know, I'll punch them into submission.

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[arsenicandoldlace]

Your Royal Highness, I'm Gert Yorkes and can I just tell you how cool it is to live in the same building as you? I wrote a paper on Feminism in New Asgardians; A sociological study of the Valkyrie. You guys are the best role models ever!

[the_last_valkyrie]

You did? That... I've never heard of anyone doing before - so I feel honored.

[arsenicandoldlace]

I got an A on it too! Have you met my sister, Molly?

[the_last_valkyrie]

Of course, you did! I have not, no

[ironandheart]

Just don't punch the residents. I don't want to get sued.

[the_last_valkyrie]

I'll do my best?

[aunt_may]

I'm May Parker.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Nice to meet you, May

[aunt_may]

You too. I hope you won't have to punch anything on my behalf.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Hopefully not, but the offer is there if necessary.

[fell_in_love]

I’m Gamora. How do I get in on the punching?

[the_last_valkyrie]

Hello, Gamora. The usual way - let someone piss you off then punch them. Well, more or less, I suppose.

[fell_in_love]

Well yes, always. I was thinking more in an official “most dangerous woman in the galaxy” sort of capacity.

[the_last_valkyrie]

That's a good question - maybe we should start something like that. Kind of a female-dominated defense team?

[fell_in_love]

It's this or finding the nearest bar fight.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Both are doable but the former is probably better

[fooled_around]

Peter Quill.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Pleasure

[starkinternship]

I'm Peter. We kinda met once.

[the_last_valkyrie]

I remember.

[starkinternship]

Yeah? Your flying horse is amazing, just so you know.

[the_last_valkyrie]

He is pretty great.

[ahugedork]

Wait, there's a New Asgard now?

[the_last_valkyrie]

There is, yes.

[ahugedork]

Well. That's good, I think? And it's safe? The people are okay?

[the_last_valkyrie]

We settled in Norway, we're pretty resilient. Much less of us, but, we make do.

[ahugedork]

We should have stopped him
I'm sorry

Yeah, you really are.

[the_last_valkyrie]

not all your fault we did our best too

It could have been worse.