Network: Scott Lang

[regular_sized_man]

This is some serious elaborate prank. Like the kind I would pull off. What’s the punchline?

[Cassie]

Peanut, are you okay?

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[aunt_may]

I've been here a few days now. I don't think it is a prank. It is not a bad reality.

[regular_sized_man]

So no evil CEOs working with HYDRA? No sleeper agents killing foreign royalty? No alien invasions? Because apparently my kid’s been here in her own, and knowing my luck, she’s become Iron Girl or something while I wasn’t looking.

Scott Lang, nice to meet you.

[aunt_may]

So far no.

Cassie, right? I took her shopping. She is a good kid.

May Parker. You too.

[regular_sized_man]

She’s the best kid. Thanks for that, I’m glad you were looking out for her.

[minilang]

I'd be a great superhero!

[regular_sized_man]

You’re already my superhero, but maybe let’s slow that roll a little.

Dad | Cassie

[minilang]

Daddy! Really?

Dad | Cassie

[regular_sized_man]

Really! How long have you been here?

Does your mom know you’re safe? She’s gonna kill me for this one.

Re: Dad | Cassie

[minilang]

I wished for you.

Mom is not here. I don't really know what's going on. The Starks and Mr. Banner have been looking out for me.

Dad | Cassie

[regular_sized_man]

You know I will always show up for you, Peanut.

When was it before you came here though? Because we just went for pizza yesterday, and I think you were a little taller.

[ironandheart]

Well, you sort of did help.

[regular_sized_man]

Dude, I was at your funeral literally last week. Sorry about that, man.

You look good though, the afterlife must be treating you well.

[ironandheart]

So I keep hearing.

This isn't the afterlife, dude. We created some sort of pocket dimension.

[regular_sized_man]

I mean of course we did. I should have listened harder to Hope’s quantum theory lectures... add that to the list of people who are going to kill me.

[arsenicandoldlace]

Hi, Mr. Lang! I'm Gert Yorkes. Welcome!

Your daughter is such a cool kid!

[regular_sized_man]

Hi Gert, nice to meet you. She sure is.

Glad she found friends here To look out for her.

[fooled_around]

Peter Quill. Nice to meet you.

Are you the guy responsible for my ship being shrunk and shoved next to Hawkeye's junk?

[regular_sized_man]

Scott Lang.

To be fair, the raccoon told me it was his ship. That'll teach me to trust a rodent.

[fooled_around]

He probably thought he had dibs on it since I wasn't around, but unspoken rule # 342 of being a ship's captain. Don't let another guy rub his junk on your ship.

[regular_sized_man]

I can run it through a carwash for you?

[ahugedork]

There you are. I told Cassie you'd be along soon.

[regular_sized_man]

Big green! Where's the big? And the green?

[ahugedork]

I'd love to say it's a long, complicated story, but really it just comes down to the reverse-snap jolted me back to a field in Wakanda.

[deadlyhourglass]

This really is right up your alley, Lang.

[regular_sized_man]

Nat! This not-dead thing just got much much more attractive, at least. (No less weird, though)