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[still_worthy]

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

Comments

[the_last_valkyrie]

Aragorn has Opinions. Do not call him a nag. I'll let him eat you. Wait. Is he here? Also, you're here.

[still_worthy]

Don't jest with me, Valkyrie, you would not let him eat me. I would clog his veins, give him an msg migraine and constipate him.

Yes, I have him. You're welcome.

I'm fine, thank you.

[the_last_valkyrie]

... Valid point. I will threaten it though.

Where are you?

Of course you are, you're talking. Clearly you are fine.

[fell_in_love]

Thor, you look... how are you? And I thought Peter dealt with grief badly...

We're going to need to discuss some boundaries around the use of my house for joyrides.

[ahugedork]

I would, but I'm nearly as behind as you are. Honestly, more behind.

Though I'm very proud of you for your Winnie the Pooh reference.

[katherinebishop]

You are, by far, the best version of Thor I have ever met. Please show me your ways!

[ahugedork]

Ms. Bishop, please don't give him an ego, we've finally tapered it down a bit!

[katherinebishop]

Ugh. Sounds boring, but fiiiine. Because you asked.

[still_worthy]

If I tell you, you must swear on Aragon's left testicle that you will not attempt to maim me.

[still_worthy]

Come padawan. I will show you the ways of cheez whiz and keystone.

[still_worthy]

Bruce, my friend. I will come and give you a hug, then you will know the size of my ego.

[katherinebishop]

Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong. I won't go easy on you, Thunderstruck. I'm a master.

[still_worthy]

I am the god of thunder, it is expected that my appearance should leave you a bit speechless. Worry not, you may stroke my muscles when you wish.

There will be no joyrides, Daughter of Thanos, only quests for honor and glory.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Fine. I swear I will not maim you.

[still_worthy]

Go easy on me? I think not. The beer shall flow through the halls of Stark tower like the thunderous torrent of all Odin's strongest warriors lined up at the urinals of Valhalla.

[still_worthy]

No spindling or mutilation?

[the_last_valkyrie]

I swear

Thor

[fooled_around]

You require a bowflex. You can borrow mine. That's all you can borrow.

[what_the_fork_man]

You need to do something with that ZZ top beard, bro. I think something's nesting in it.

[ironandheart]

Hey, how come he gets a hug and I get an order?

[aunt_may]

Hello, welcome. I am May Parker.

[ironandheart]

F.R.I.D.A.Y. refuses. Sorry.

[ahugedork]

I'm cuter.

[ahugedork]

I had no idea I had that kind of pull. That's dangerous.

[irondaughter]

I would say your second favorite Stark could change the password for you, but I'm getting the vibe that you dont even know who I am yet.

No worries. I'm Morgan. And you're my Uncle!