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[still_worthy]

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

Comments

[the_last_valkyrie]

Aragorn has Opinions. Do not call him a nag. I'll let him eat you. Wait. Is he here? Also, you're here.

[still_worthy]

Don't jest with me, Valkyrie, you would not let him eat me. I would clog his veins, give him an msg migraine and constipate him.

Yes, I have him. You're welcome.

I'm fine, thank you.

[the_last_valkyrie]

... Valid point. I will threaten it though.

Where are you?

Of course you are, you're talking. Clearly you are fine.

[fell_in_love]

Thor, you look... how are you? And I thought Peter dealt with grief badly...

We're going to need to discuss some boundaries around the use of my house for joyrides.

[still_worthy]

I am the god of thunder, it is expected that my appearance should leave you a bit speechless. Worry not, you may stroke my muscles when you wish.

There will be no joyrides, Daughter of Thanos, only quests for honor and glory.

[ahugedork]

I would, but I'm nearly as behind as you are. Honestly, more behind.

Though I'm very proud of you for your Winnie the Pooh reference.

[katherinebishop]

You are, by far, the best version of Thor I have ever met. Please show me your ways!

[ahugedork]

Ms. Bishop, please don't give him an ego, we've finally tapered it down a bit!

[still_worthy]

Come padawan. I will show you the ways of cheez whiz and keystone.

Thor

[fooled_around]

You require a bowflex. You can borrow mine. That's all you can borrow.

[what_the_fork_man]

You need to do something with that ZZ top beard, bro. I think something's nesting in it.

[still_worthy]

And you would be? My beard is a glorious symbol of masculine strength and beauty. May I suggest you wax your mustache?

[aunt_may]

Hello, welcome. I am May Parker.

[still_worthy]

Hello, it is good to meet you. You are the parent of Peter Parker, yes? A worthy young man, you have done well raising him.

[ironandheart]

F.R.I.D.A.Y. refuses. Sorry.

[irondaughter]

I would say your second favorite Stark could change the password for you, but I'm getting the vibe that you dont even know who I am yet.

No worries. I'm Morgan. And you're my Uncle!

[still_worthy]

Second favorite Stark? I think not. If you are the small but very brave girl I met at her father's memorial, then you are most definitely my favorite Stark.

Please change my password, new favorite Stark.

[starkinternship]

Thor - you look a little different from the pictures in my physics book.

[still_worthy]

Not everything you read in books is true, my friend.

[deadlyhourglass]

It's good to see you too, Thor.


We don't really talk about how I'm not around back home. It upsets people.

Nat | Tony

[ironandheart]

Ditto.

[still_worthy]

My deepest apologies. I am very glad to find you here.

[mija_matona]

Are you the real, actual god of thunder?

[still_worthy]

Yes. I am, are you the one called Princess Powerful?

[cametobargain]

One more accounted for. Good.