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[ironandheart]

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

Comments

[weregoingtobeokay]

What is going on out there?

[ironandheart]

You know those cheesy 80s horror films?

[weregoingtobeokay]

Oh. Well. That's something. Ironic timing, I think, is it not?

Supes

[katherinebishop]

Hell yeah, we do!

Don't worry, though. I sent a few zombos packing already.

Definitely Romero zombies, which are way better than Walking Dead zombies and definitely less scary than 28 Days Later zombies.

If any vampires come shambling through, I call dibs!

Re: Supes

[ironandheart]

Is this your dream or something?

Morg/Dad

[irondaughter]

Sure. Dad.

...it's not him though, right?

Re: Morg/Dad

[ironandheart]

So far, no.

[deadlyhourglass]

Where do you keep the spare bullets?

[ironandheart]

Weapon room. [location] You have clearance.

[mija_matona]

I will save a few for you, Mr. Stark.

You know I don't need a suit though right? I'm like Hulk only I stay really cute. Sorry, Mr. Banner.

Molly/Tony

[ironandheart]

I did not know this, no.

[ahugedork]

I am adorable, I'll have you know.

[what_the_fork_man]

People.

There is a demon.

In my bathroom.

It's not even one I know.

I am NOT going to plunge a demonically plugged toilet.

[ironandheart]

You know demons?

[fell_in_love]

Have you tried stabbing it?

[fooled_around]

Is this party for the suit crowd only?

[ironandheart]

You know you are invited to all my parties, Quill.

[regular_sized_man]

You really do know how to show a guy a good time.....

[ironandheart]

King of parties.

[still_worthy]

You guard the portal.

Do we know if these beasts are confined to the building or should we patrol for incursion in the city itself?

[ironandheart]

I am trying.

If my calculations are correct (and they are), I would recommend patrols in the city.

Everyone except Peter and Gamora

[arsenicandoldlace]

Oh god oh god oh god

Gamora left me with the little tree and everything was fine and then he jumped on Old Lace and said "iamgroot!" Which Old Lace says means "I'll take you right into the danger zone...".

That can't be good, right?

Re: Everyone except Peter and Gamora

[ironandheart]

Are you telling me a dino and tiny tree are out looking for 80s-style villains?

[cametobargain]

I'm getting really tired of not being the only one around here who can make a portal.

...I'm still the only one who can make a proper portal.

[ironandheart]

We could definitely use some control.