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[ahugedork]

I know I should be concerned about, you know, getting killed and all.

But it's kind of like meeting celebrities. I'm fairly sure the Swamp Thing is in Central Park right now if anyone wants to take him down?

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[the_last_valkyrie]

It is a little exciting, isn't it? I haven't run into Bilgesnipes and fire trolls in years.

Swamp thing? Is he from some movie?

[ahugedork]

Oh, yeah. Old movie from the sixties, I think. A few reboots.

...also a supervillain, I think, but we don't dwell on that.

[the_last_valkyrie]

Well, hopefully we can clear out anyone gawking. Then dispatch him too.

[aunt_may]

Why couldn't the celebrities be Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts?

[ahugedork]

You don't really want to meet sexual harasser Hugh Grant, do you May?

[what_the_fork_man]

Easy for you to say.

[aunt_may]

Men.

[ahugedork]

Hey, you've dealt with demons. I don't even have that going for me.

[what_the_fork_man]

Call Minty Fresh Extermination Services. Price is right, although she leaves a mess.

[minilang]

I FOUGHT CHUCKIE'S BRIDE!

[ahugedork]

I am both very proud of you and ridiculously concerned.

[minilang]

I can get big and small like my dad!

[regular_sized_man]

At the risk of being the worst hypocrite buzzkill dad there is, can you maybe hold off on practicing with the size changing until we figure out how it's happening?

[Private to Bruce]

How much do you know about Pym particles?

[minilang]

Um, I may have messed around with the particles.

[regular_sized_man]

Cassandra Eleanor Lang, how many times have we talked about the fact that the particles are dangerous. How long has this been happening?

[minilang]

Um. A while.

[regular_sized_man]

Cassie...

Remember the insane supervillain who tried to murder us and wrecked your train? The particles did that to his brain.

No more shrinking and growing! Until I can figure out protective gear, alright?

[minilang]

I am not sure I can really control it, Dad.

[minilang]

Um, dad! I am getting small now.

[ahugedork]

Small like not giant sized anymore or small like smaller than usual Cassie sized?

[minilang]

Smaller than me sized.

[ahugedork]

How fast are you shrinking?

[minilang]

I think it happens when I think sad things.

[ahugedork]

So your power is emotion based. That's awful probably a little scary but it is something you can control, ok? Deep breaths, think of things you like.

[regular_sized_man]

Okay breathe. What would mom do? What would Hope do?

[minilang]

Tell me to focus.

I am sorry, Dad.

[regular_sized_man]

Peanut, we'll figure it out. I'm working on a plan. And then we can work on training.

Scott | Bruce

[ahugedork]

Between Dr. Pym's published research and what Tony has told me, probably enough to know that a teen girl getting hit with them and their effects probably isn't great?

Re: Scott | Bruce

[regular_sized_man]

FML

You got any zen shit you use to keep big green calm?

Scott | Bruce

[ahugedork]

I don't know how well a fourteen year-old is going to take to intense meditation, but I can work with her on it if she's willing. I mean, she's a kid, Scott. I feel like the Tinkerbell approach of 'think of a happy thought' might be more her style.

Scott | Bruce

[regular_sized_man]

What we need to figure out is if the particles are hurting her 100% of the time or only when her powers are activated.

I'm going to force her to wear my helmet until we do, but it puts me on team powerless.

[still_worthy]

I too, enjoy the challenge. But For others this may not be as amusing.

[fooled_around]

Glad you're having fun, man. I almost lost my girl yesterday.

[fell_in_love]

Not sure why we ended up with a 300 foot invulnerable inter dimensional sea monster, instead of a low budget human covered in seaweed?

We could take groot to low budget covered in seaweed and then out for pizza afterward.