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[cametobargain]

Stark, what the hell? How are you even here and where is here and what happened to my Sanctum??

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[aunt_may]

Your Sanctum?

[cametobargain]

Yes. Home of magical entities used to keep your world safe. Problem is, it's not...what's the word? There.

[aunt_may]

No offense, but the world hasn't been very safe.

[ironandheart]

That is not a very warm hello, Strange.

[cametobargain]

Oh, I'm so sorry, where are my manners.

Hello, Mr. Stark, it's so lovely to see you all alive and well, now what the hell did you do?

[ironandheart]

Created a pocket dimension of sorts, but I much prefer it to being dead.

[minilang]

He and Dr. Banner broke the universe. It is okay though because my dad might come.

[cametobargain]

Oh.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

[minilang]

The world breaking?

[fooled_around]

Are you going to be doing the trippy yoga spin thing? Not gonna' lie that shit freaks me out.

[cametobargain]

Oh, how I wish I could just for you, Mr. Quill.

[fooled_around]

What about the jazz hands thing you do?

[starkinternship]

I think you're the only one upset that he's still alive.

[fooled_around]

Dude, slow your roll. No one is upset about anybody being alive. Except if Thanos is out there, then that blows chunks, but other than that....

[ironandheart]

Aw, you like me.

[cametobargain]

I'm not upset he's alive, Mr. Parker. I assure you, it comes as a pleasant surprise. Just a concerning one given our current situation.

[ironandheart]

He secretly loves me.

[what_the_fork_man]

So, uh..... Not to be rude, but did that cape come with a letter and a giant dude on a motorcycle saying, "Yer a wizard..."

[cametobargain]

I'm afraid not. We do have magical texts and a restricted section, and our bad guy has no nose, though I don't think Kamar-Taj takes eleven year-olds.

[mija_matona]

Um... you aren't friends with Morgan Le Strange are you? Tina Minoru?

[cametobargain]

Can't say that I am. Does she know she nearly shares a name with one of literature's most famous sorceresses? Was this intentional?

[arsenicandoldlace]

Welcome, Dr. Strange! My name is Gert Yorkes! Your cape is spectacular!

[cametobargain]

Good to meet you, Gert. He likes the compliments and would probably say thank you if he had speech.

[weregoingtobeokay]

Hello, Stephen, I would say stranger things have happened, but, well, I'm not sure that's true here.

[cametobargain]

Hi Ms. Potts. Or is it Mrs. Stark now? It's definitely on the list of Top 10 but you may have a point.