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[still_worthy]

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

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[fell_in_love]

I doubt it, Son of Odin. I am sure women from across all lands will be lining up for a chance at your "dad bod." This is a Terran fetish, according to the internet.

I would need actual details on a trip to talk to Quill about anything. He isn't really swayed by epic tales. Song maybe?

[still_worthy]

Women have always lined up for me, Daughter of Thanos, I am sure they still will.


We'll drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, and sing and cry

[fell_in_love]

Are we defeating Thanos?

[fooled_around]

As many times as we must.