what_the_fork_man: (Dead AF)
what_the_fork_man ([personal profile] what_the_fork_man) wrote in [community profile] secondchancesnet2020-09-24 09:08 pm

This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?
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[personal profile] ironandheart 2020-09-25 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Tony Stark. I don't think F.R.I.D.A.Y. would appreciate working in a thong, but thank you for the suggestion.
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[personal profile] ironandheart 2020-09-25 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
It is partly my fault everyone is here so the least I can do.
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[personal profile] ironandheart 2020-09-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a scientist.
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[personal profile] ironandheart 2020-09-26 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not hell. Pocket dimension of sorts.