This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

[what_the_fork_man]

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

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[fell_in_love]

Aliens... check.

So far no mailmen.

[aunt_may]

I don't think I know any of the ones you mentioned. I'm sorry.

I'm May. Are you okay otherwise?

[ironandheart]

I'm Tony Stark. I don't think F.R.I.D.A.Y. would appreciate working in a thong, but thank you for the suggestion.

[ahugedork]

Why would anyone voluntarily be from Jacksonville, Florida?

Warning, if Tony starts setting things to music, you're getting a hell of a lot of AC/DC.

[fooled_around]

You have issues.