This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

[what_the_fork_man]

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

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[ahugedork]

Why would anyone voluntarily be from Jacksonville, Florida?

Warning, if Tony starts setting things to music, you're getting a hell of a lot of AC/DC.

[what_the_fork_man]

No one, duh. But someone has to be from there, otherwise we wouldn't have face eating zombie people and two headed half man half gators, am I right?

[ahugedork]

To be fair to the people in Jacksonville, I feel like the gators are probably more Everglades region and the zombie people are either Miami or Orlando. I didn't spend long enough there to get too detailed, though.