This can't be Facebook. I'm banned from Facebook.....

[what_the_fork_man]

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

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Re: Gamora and Eleanor

[fell_in_love]

Nope, this is actually my first time on Terra.

Is this anything like the Star Trek mini-skirt my boyfriend tried to convince me was combat gear?

Gamora and Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

You want someone to show you around? I'm new to New York but whatevs. Earth is earth, man Unless you're a demon which will so blow

Add a mailbag to that outfit and we're golden! So about your boyfriend, what's he like? Most guys like to watch, just you know, throwing it out there.

Gamora and Eleanor

[fell_in_love]

That would be great.

Honestly, he's legendary at the kind of situation it sounds like you're suggesting. I don't share though.

My father-in-law bought a pleasure-bot on Contraxia I'm sure Peter would be happy to get out of storage, if you're interested in that sort of thing?

Gamora and Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

Girl. Trust me. All men think they are legendary. It's how they're made, it's like when you go to a wet t-shirt contest. You know there will be boobs, water and shirts. Everybody thinks theirs are special, but honestly it all comes to water, shirts and jigglypoufs. Just part of the show, man.

Yeah, so about that. Uh....not interested in sharing your man, Especially if he is the sideburned pissypants who hasn't figured out AirPods.. Seriously tell him he can watch. Betcha he'll be down here so fast, you'll think he has jet boots or some shit.

Nah, I bought a vibrator off of Craigslist once, never could get the smell of bacon off it, ever since then I stick with new out of the box. It's just how I roll.

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

[fell_in_love]

I mean, he does actually have jet boots..

Gamora and Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

So it's a date?

Gamora and Eleanor

[fell_in_love]

Only one problem with this plan. I am exclusively attracted to half-celestial men with sick dance moves. It's a curse.

Re: Gamora and Eleanor

[what_the_fork_man]

Man that sucks. Have you thought about treatment?