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Oct. 2nd, 2020 at 2:18 AM
Come on, Stark. Seriously?
Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.
A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.
Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.
I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.
Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.
A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.
Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.
I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.
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It did bring a Dino and a flying horse through.
Well, if you happen to get a one-eyed golden furball come through who replies to the name Lucky and has a taste for pizza? Let me know because he's mine.
So, tell me about yourself, Kate Bishop.
What do you want to know, Tony Stark?
You really get right to the point, huh?
I'll give you the TL;DR version if that's okay? The other version is long and filled with personal accounts of peril and woe. Those are done best over warm drinks and comfy blankets.
Basically, a bunch of teens decided that someone needed to take care of New York since the Avengers were in retirement. So, we became the Young Avengers and basically saved the day, but Cap and [my] Stark were like YOU KIDS DON'T BELONG FIGHTING THINGS and blah blah blah. We didn't listen. Saved the world again and everyone was like "Oh. I guess you can do it pretty well. Cool." And then Cap gave me Hawkeye's bow and was like "Here. He'd want you to have it." Because, you know, at the time, Clint was supposedly dead. Surprise, though! He wasn't. He was just being all dark and emo and calling himself Ronin~ because he's dramatic af.
So, now, in my world, there are two Hawkeyes because two are better than one, but I'm definitely the cooler one. Clint's admitted it even if it was only to me.
That's just the tip of the iceberg, but it all seems pretty normal when your Dad's a supervillain and your Mom's a vampire, so...
Drew it, bent it, and shoved it right back up their lame-o asses. No one has time for that tomfoolery.