Peter P | Morgan | Bruce | Pepper

I love you all and I promised you I'd be careful and stay alive in this world. I've been monitoring our systems from here and not donning the suit. I think I earned a br--- It has been difficult sitting back sometimes, but there needs to be a "guy in the chair".

Anyway --- do you think I'm wrong?

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Ok creepy people are creepy.

Also I don't know how to fight so... Anyone teach me? I really should have asked earlier given how often NYC gets invaded. I don't like fighting but needs must.

Peter
You okay?

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I don't want to sound ungrateful because I have so much family here.

But at the same time, being shoved into a dimension where your friends don't really exist is like... really lame.



So I'm going to go buy a bunch of donuts and have a "Be my Friend" Party for anyone who wants to come.

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Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

Network: Eleanor

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

Network: Pepper

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

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For those who don't know me, I'm Valkyrie - Queen of New Asgard and here like everyone else. I'll be helping Tony out, since what else am I going to do? You have any issues he can't solve, let me know, I'll punch them into submission.

Network: Tony Stark

Hello. I'm Tony Stark. I own the building and created this network. It is completely secure. I understand you likely have concerns and questions. I'm working to put everything back together as it should be; in the meantime, sit back and enjoy.