Second Chances Net

I know I should be concerned about, you know, getting killed and all.

But it's kind of like meeting celebrities. I'm fairly sure the Swamp Thing is in Central Park right now if anyone wants to take him down?

[Locked to: Tony]

What the actual fresh Moragian hell, man? I told you we needed a plan for shit coming through the portals. How did having every suit in the building run to the portal help if nasties are popping out all over the place? We need a plan. I told you we needed a plan. Nat needed to ask you where the goddamn spare ammo was, while we were under attack.

We got kids in this place. We got a chick who couldn't find her ass if you gave her a map and a magnifying glass.

This is your house man, I get it it. But I almost lost my girl yesterday. Again. I'm not a fan.

We 24/7 comm and scanner monitoring. We need teams that know each other's powers and skillsets. Those teams need central coordination to deploy fast. We need a safe place for noncombatants. We need a check in to make sure that all the people that we started with are still here at the end of the day. We need to drill and someone better be able to call the locals and make sure we don't get blamed for this shitshow.

I want to help you, man. I do. But we can't pretend this is some happy happy joy joy pocket. There isn't one. Anywhere. You want me to help you set it up I can. Because I don't think that we've seen the last of the scary shit.

Or you can tell me to go flark myself, but if this happens again and we aren't prepared it's on you.

Please be careful. Some unsavory creatures are popping out of the portal.

[Morgan]

I'll show you how to work the suit after school. In the meantime, I am sending a car for you so you don't have to walk home.

[Peter P.]

Are you in school? Are you in the tower? Wherever you are, be careful. If you are somewhere else, I'll send a car for you.

[Molly]

Now, you can't go fighting all the bad guys just because I gave you a suit. Understood?

[Superheros]

We need to suit up and guard that damn portal.

You know what the adjustment process needs? My dog

Halloween movies. It's October, right? Halloween is still being celebrated?

Time for some classics and some hair-raisers.

Paranormal Activity marathon in my room.

I don't want to sound ungrateful because I have so much family here.

But at the same time, being shoved into a dimension where your friends don't really exist is like... really lame.



So I'm going to go buy a bunch of donuts and have a "Be my Friend" Party for anyone who wants to come.

Thought for a minute that I was gonna get stuck in the portal like Winnie the Pooh thus plugging it for all time. No such luck, for this I am sorry.

Val, your horse is a miserable, bad tempered nag.

Tony, making my password Point Break was a dick move. Please have Friday change it to "DudeBr0cheezwizard"

Quill, I require the use of your ship.

Nat, I knew space magic would bring you back.

Bruce, Please explain.

DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are you this very minute?

Who wants to come spar with me in the gym? I'm antsy. And bored. And neither are good things for me.

Come on, Stark. Seriously?

Look. I get that you're super into trying new things and experimenting, but I really did not need the whole trip to a new dimension thing this soon after the last trip.

A girl can only handle so many trips from LA to Asgard, to New York, and back again.

Cool digs, though. And I guess the funds will hold me over for a while. It'll probably get me through three trips to Starbucks.

I'm Kate, by the way. Kate Bishop. Others call me Hawkeye. I'm definitely the cooler one.

Okay, which idiot caused me to arrive here? Also, I'm assuming there's something up with the timeline given this is being called Tony Stark's building?

I'm MJ Jones if anyone cares.

This is some serious elaborate prank. Like the kind I would pull off. What’s the punchline?

[Cassie]

Peanut, are you okay?

I have more questions:

1. Is this place a refugee camp for people who got booted from Comic-con? If so, I think there's been a mistake. I am so not a nerd.

2. What is a Thanos? It sounds like a boner pill.

3. Is a portal like a magical sphincter? If so, maybe a plug would help us out.

4. Why did the littletree kid kick me? kids are such jerks sometimes.

5. Are there parental controls on my phone? why won't tinder download?

Can we do Halloween here? I want to do a decorating contest.

Stark, what the hell? How are you even here and where is here and what happened to my Sanctum??

Good evening - for those of you who don't know me, I am Pepper. I only just arrived,myself, but if I can do anything to make your time here more comfortable, let me know.

I'm going to get working on a better welcome for people - including a place to get fresh clothing until people can get out and buy some - among other things. I know this is not what anyone expected and while I can't get you home, I can help make this place home.

What other things would help make your time here better?

[FILTER: Peter Parker]

I am working on some suits for you, Pepper, Bruce, and Molly. Want to help?

...you don't think we could convince your aunt to take one, do you?

[FILTER: Morgan Stark]

I know computers are your thing, but have you ever thought about having a suit? Just in case?

Tony, what did you do?

[Tony]
Are you real? Is this someone's idea of a joke? I can't handle it if it's a joke.

Really? After 8000 hell reboots, I end up in New York? Forking Shirtballs. I got the 411 from your hologram. Don't know who you are Tony Stark, but it would be a LOT easier to pay attention to your hologirl if she was wearing a thong, or maybe set it to music, Just a suggestion,

Also, to the jerk with the Walkman, Your sideburns aren't helping you.

Are there really aliens here? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyone seen a super serious guy in a mailman uniform? A chick with legs up to THERE? A guy from Jacksonville, Florida?

Anyone? Bueller?

[Filtered to May Parker]

Hey. I don't suppose I could get a favor from you, could I?

Hi. F.R.I.D.A.Y. explained everything, but she didn't mention if my Dad is here. He died disappeared in the Blip, but if all different people are here, it means he can be too, right? So is he? He is Scott Lang. I'm Cassie.